He's dead, Jim

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dollah-dollah-bills-yall:

So, I was bored and looking for a whiskey and cigarette bodywash and well I found it.

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But then I decided to look at the other scents they have, and I was not disappointed.

Ya know, if you want a scent to constantly make you sneeze all day.

In case…

(Source: yougreaserfuck)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(Source: midnightrider1)

watchtheskytonight:

little-bit-fancy:

Today I came across a wi-fi connection called ‘Hogwarts’
I decided I would hack my first wi-fi
I put in ‘alohomora’ 
It worked 

bless you

(Source: johngreenisokay)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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maya47000:

Moonlight sonata

maya47000:

Moonlight sonata

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

thefawnprincess:

I think I forgot how to sleep.