fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever, via rnccarthy)

elfishdwarf:

Things expected at orchestra:

  • Playing instruments.
  • Occasionally making mistakes.
  • Making music
  • wow fun

Things not expected at orchestra:

  • singing along during bars of rest.
  • playing lego star wars during bars of rest
  • dancing during bars of rest
  • singing during bars of rest
  • playing everything an octave up
  • possibly being drunk?

take note y’all.

you can away with anything if you’re sitting at the back of the orchestra.

(via staccatolegato)